Top Ten White People Tweets (May 11, 2020)

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May 13, 2020 12:08 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - * Pinned Tweet This is your captain speaking. Gr.this is your captain growling. Mooo..this is your captain mooing. I can do anything. I'm the captain.
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  • 02
    Text - i bless the rains down in Cast.. @Chinchillazlla i'm gonna design sex robots with such advanced Al that they still reject incels 2018-05-02, 1:22 AM 4,764 RETWEETS 28.1K LIKES
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  • 03
    Text - Ron Iver @ronnui_ The first booblever saw was in Titanic. Never seen a boob since. Waiting for Titanic 21 guess. 4:39 PM · 5/9/20 · Twitter for Android
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  • 04
    Text - Hanukkah Cihla @AnicaCihla *gets on soapbox * if your ugly sweater was designed to be an ugly sweater then it doesn't actually count as an ugly sweater. the true spirit of ugly sweaters is that they were designed in earnest and the shifting sands of time and fashion eroded them to their present ugliness
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  • 05
    Text - Richy Hardy 5 January · 6 My Cocaine So White The Cops Let It Go With A Warning. S00 2.2K 188 comments 1.1K shares
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  • 06
    Text - Faith Naff = @FaithNaff "The COVID-19 vaccine is a trick so they can put a tracking chip in your body!" they furiously tweet out from the tracking device they willingly carry everywhere in their pocket. 5:31 PM 08 May 20 · Twitter for Android 1,200 Retweets 5,481 Likes
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  • 07
    Text - Jen Statsky @jenstatsky the meals i cook at home, where i am like, "huh, pretty good!" if i were served that exact meal in a restaurant? i'd throw a brick through the window 6:02 · 10 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone 538 Retweets 8,618 Likes
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  • 08
    Text - rome @ihatethiskid The fact that Wisconsin hasn't taken over the upper peninsula from Michigan tells me everything I need to know about those cowards ONTARIO SOTA WISCONSIN MICHIGAN WA 2:53 PM · 09 May 20 from Illinois, USA Twitter for iPhone
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  • 09
    Text - Ehhhhhh @mewtailv2 My sociology professor keeps an alphabetic list of new slang terms he learns from students and I will never get over it I'm dead That was amusing jams An oldenjoyatle song bgotfywtmGntiosarPY A jawn Thing object, person, place IPoety and Ome y Low key Not obvious Generation Z Dictionary FomatTol ddona HelpMatanoLnt. Mad mad/Big mad Very mad No cap. amserousiho lefor real nunya None of your (business opp aying ine oppuseso rino LG periodt See tacts Pull up/come thru An i
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  • 10
    Text - Bess Kalb @bessbell 27 hours of labor was worth it because when I shake my baby's chunky leg and go "Ring ring ring!" and then put his fat cannoli foot to my ear and say "Hello?!" he laughs so hard he barfs. 11:38 AM · 5/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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